The Biggest Bats Available

[Tiger Stadium Ghosts]

Well, so much for thinking I might have a good enough lineup to be respectable. Ain't happening this year. So I'll trade every damn thing on my MLB roster for prospects and picks. That includes:

SS Carlos Correa

OF Kris Bryant

1B Josh Bell

2B Trevor Story

OF Joc Pederson

OF Max Kepler

3B/OF Nick Senzel

OF Eddie Rosario

OF AJ Pollock

2B Luis Urias

SP Domingo German

SP Michael Lorenzen

SP Mike Clevinger

I prefer prospects or high-round picks, but am open to anything and everything. I'm not picky with this team. First (good) offer gets the player in question. Go nuts.

[Tiger Stadium Ghosts]

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As the trade deadline isn't until August 13th (if I'm reading the rules right?), there's still time. For anyone--new owners included--I'll take any offer that's reasonable as I look to overhaul this shitty team. Draft picks and prospects are the price of admission. And I presume that, outside of German, none of the other players on my trade block will suddenly show up to work drunk and flip couches (go read the story on German). Of course, I could be wrong. ;-)

Anyway, shoot me offers. My team blows. It's full of shitty prospects I inherited and shitty players I signed in free agency to cover up the shitty prospects. Pick my team clean; new faces wanted. Go.

(UPDATE: I'll take on as much dead money or cover as much outgoing salary as possible.)

[Tiger Stadium Ghosts]

Lost my spot on the front page quickly. So a pre-deadline bump.